I will not be a goody bag at your pity party, Nick.
-Norah
Yeah, I'm a great friend. It's always been like this. I'm the squirein Caroline's never-ending quest for attention.
-Norah
It was a great night, my hetero heroine.
-Dev
Drunk Kid: Are you off duty?
Nick: This isn't a cab.
Drunk Kid: Are you off duty?
Nick: I assure you, this isn't a cab, my friend.
(Nick drives a Yugo.)
I love you so much, it's retarded.
-drunk guy in back of yugo
Tris (breaks off the head rest discreety): See look! Even your car misses me! It's faling apart without me!
Nick: Actually you did that.
Caroline: I found Jesus!
Norah: What??
Caroline: Jesus! He's much taller in person...
Caroline: Um... hi. I'm Caroline. What's your name?... You know what, that's okay. You don't have to tell me. It's been like one of those nights, you know? I was with my friend Norah, who you don't know, but you'd really like her because everybody likes Norah and she... left me tonight which is - she never does that and then I was kidnapped. And then, she... usually when I go home with her she... she makes me a turkey sandwich when I get home, but I might never get home, you know? And I'm so tired. [looks down and notices what is in his lap]
Caroline: Is that a turkey sandwich?
Thom: Well we came to Gray's Papaya to get a bite to eat and she must have woke up because the chick has flown the coop.
Nick: Thom, that's not acceptable.
Thom: Search Party, N.Y.C Search Party, N.Y.C Caroline, Where the hell can you be?
Dev: Caroline! Caroline!
Norah: Caroline! Caroline!
Dev: Caroline!
Nick: Guys, we need to be adults right now.
Nick: So what is your favorite song?
Norah: Well my favorite verse was "The way your looking in your sleep, the way your looking when you leap. The strange Illusions that you keep. You don't know that I'm noticing."
-megan
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