School

Hey guys! There has been an, uh, adjustment to this blog. Evil Kiwi has informed me that she is over our blog. LAME!! So now it will just be I who posts on this blog. Ah well. 'Tis to be expected. She has a very short attention span.
Yesterday I came late into health because I couldnt find it, just as he (Mr. Ellis a.k.a the fattest lard I have ever seen) was starting to lecture the class on tardiness. It was so embarrassing. Oh well, I never stay embarrasses for long. Life is too short to be embarrassed every time you do something stupid, especcially when you are me. Health is going to be beyond awkward because I am surrounded by guys, except one girl sits next to me. Convo in health:
Fat Lard: "Ladies and gentlemen, we are going to disuss things this semester that will be embarrassing."
Class: half asleep, barely looking up to nod
FL: "Yes we are even goin to discuss the s-word."
Class: couldnt care less
FL: "Do you all know what the s-word is?" (smiling to himself)
All the boys: (suddenly wide awake and alert) "SEX!!"
Omigod it was so freakin hillarious! Typical boys lol. All the girls just rolled their eyes lol.
Today we had to do some freaky health triangle. He asked us questions like "Do you avoid drugs, tobacco, and alchol?" and "Do you have at least one good friend?" Then we had to draw a triangle using our answers to see if it was "balanced". It was so weird. It doesn't help that Ellis has a Southern accent and calls all the guys "son". He is kinda old, so it makes it seem like your grandpa is teaching you about the s-word (lol).
I didn't fail algebra!!!!! I am so happy! School has been going great lately, besides Gym (ew) so I am pretty happy now. See ya!
-Evil Strawberry